Minerva, please speak to me. I am really sorry I had to keep you in for a week. It was on the vets orders you know. It wasn’t my fault.
There is no excuse for the chains of slavery!
What slavery? I just closed the cat flap for a week, whilst I waited on you, paw and erm…more paw.
Kitten oppression of the worst kind, you…you…kitten oppresser,, you.
For chrissakes Minerva, it was for your own sodding good.
We shall overcome, we shall overcome..
Look, I understand you feel strongly about this but don’t you think the kilt and blue face paint is a bit over the top?
You may take our lives, but you'll never take our freedom