Minerva,
please speak to me. I am really sorry I had to keep you in for a
week. It was on the vets orders you know. It wasn’t my fault.
There
is no excuse for the chains of slavery!
What
slavery? I just closed the cat flap for a week, whilst I waited on
you, paw and erm…more paw.
Kitten
oppression of the worst kind, you…you…kitten oppresser,, you.
For
chrissakes Minerva, it was for your own sodding good.
We
shall overcome, we shall overcome..
Look,
I understand you feel strongly about this but don’t you think the
kilt and blue face paint is a bit over the top?
You
may take our lives,
but you'll never take
our freedom
***sigh***
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