I
hope you don't mind my asking and um, don't tell me if you don't want
to but....
What?
What
do you do with it?
What
do I do with what?
My
poo. You know, once you've stolen it from my litter tray, what
happens then?
Oh
I see. Well, I sell it to alchemists.
To
what-ists?
Alchemists.
They are the people who have been searching for hundreds of years for
the secret to turn lead into gold. Thousands have died or gone mad
trying to find out how it's done. They've travelled the world, faced
appalling dangers and given up everything for this one, arcane,
enigma.
Then,
one day, one of them happened on the secret, and you will never
believe this, but the mysterious formula involves the use of cat poo!
Holy
shit, really???? So why are you just giving it away??? Why aren't we
rich???? I need a new collar, and a fish, and another fish and a
...........you're just screwing with my head, aren't you?
*snirk*
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