DEMONS!!!
Really? Where?
Out in the garden. Man the barricades!To the guns, troops! Repel the invading forces of Hell!
Erm, I don't see any demons?
You don't? You don't see those bloody
great flappy things, gore dripping from their fangs,
lining up ready
to deprive a young kitten of her very lifes blood....and possibly
her dinner?
Oh those demons, sorry, I see
now. Of course, I know them as butterflies.
Pretty, harmless, never
touched a kitty bic in their lives but what would I know?
Butterflies? Not demons?
Nope, not demons, fiends, evil spirits,
devils or any other denizen of the Underworld.
Boy, is my face red.
Are you sure she's not just trying to eat the mouse?
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