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Friday, 15 June 2012

DAY 12

Hey, blud, wanna come to my crib and hang with me homies?

Excuse me?

I said Hey, blud, wanna come to my crib and hang with me homies?

I see......your 'crib' being that odd nest you built in the back of the wardrobe out of the freshly  ironed clothes you dragged from the hangers? And presumably your 'homies' being little pink mousy, your purple ball and....

And Mr Wobbles, yes.......er, I mean innit?


And by hang you mean......


Well, feed me, obviously, er......innit?

I have got to stop lettting you watch MTV


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